Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them
I have a deep need for this.
The thing is, he would probably do this.
I would watch this.
Look at what I did in Michaels.
I work there *joins in maniacal laughter*
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via imthebiggestlionever)
I ordered a blue pokemon xy xl 3ds from gamestop. $200 and a week to ship. It got here today. I opened the shipping box, pulled out the refurb box and opened that up and immediately shat like 4 bricks because its fucking red. Idk who you are c07 but you inspected my product, said it was blue, packed it up and even put a blue sticker on the box. And its red. There is something wrong with you and you are bad and you should feel bad. K thx.
Anonymous: Dude the gamecube sucked
"It’s gonna hurt. Fuck, it’s gonna hurt like hell. When you give everything you have to someone, and it’s still not enough, it’s going to rip you apart inside. Then it’ll slowly start to get better. You’ll think about things other than them. You’ll find ways to occupy your mind. Some days you’ll still wake up wanting to call them just to say good morning. You’ll still spend some days crying and listening to sad songs that remind you of them. You’ll fall asleep crying because it doesn’t feel right without them there. That’s okay. It’s okay that it hurts. But it’s okay for it to get better, too. It’s okay to let yourself heal. It’s okay to go get drunk in hopes that you’ll get them off your mind, but it’s okay to dance around your room in your underwear because you feel actually happy, too. Life isn’t going to stop. I know right now it feels like the world has stopped turning, but it hasn’t. You’ll make new friends and meet new people. Eventually, you’ll stop thinking about them altogether. And you might remember them forever. They might have a small part of you forever. But you’ll change. You’ll grow. And one day you might even wonder why you loved them, because you recognize that you didn’t deserve to be hurt like that. It’s okay to be okay."
It’s okay to move on (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts
This is the best thing I have ever read. Ever.
(Source: somethingdifferententirely, via ocean-anchored)